Disposing of chewed bubblegum in public is a $600 fine. (Thailand)
At the age of thirty unmarried women become the property of the
state. (Thailand)
It is a criminal offence call a policeman, “Shitface”. (Alabama)
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
(Alabama)
Incestuous marriages are legal. (Alabama)
It is legal for a man to divorce his wife if he finds out after
marriage that she wasn’t a virgin. (Brazil)
It is illegal to ski down a mountain while reciting poetry.
(Switzerland)
It is against the law for any man to unilaterally declare war on
another country. (Switzerland)
A man may not relieve himself while standing up, after 10 P.M.
(Switzerland)
MouthAction is illegal unless it is used as a form of pre-intimacy.
(Singapore)
Homosexuals are not allowed to live in the country. (Singapore)
It is against the law to speak to a donkey in Chinese. (Singapore)
Bungee jumping is illegal. (Singapore)
Cigarettes are illegal at all public places. (Singapore)
If someone knocks on your door and requests the use of your toilet,
you must allow them access. (Scotland)
It is illegal to kill an Englishman except for pleasure. (Scotland)
Any Scotsman found to be wearing underwear beneath his kilt can be
fined two cans of beer. (Scotland)
Any man owning more than 12 sheep must prove that he is not a
“love-vendor”. (Scotland)
Any woman who wears pants faces a possible punishment of having
the pants ripped off her and torn to pieces by soldiers. (Swaziland)
Young people wearing bathing suits are prohibited from sitting less
than 12 inches apart. (South Africa)
A license is required to purchase a television set. (South Africa)
Male doctors may not examine women, and women doctors cannot
examine men. (Saudi Arabia)
It is considered an offense if a woman appears in public, unless
accompanied by a male relative or guardian. (Saudi Arabia)
Being poor is against the law. Any man not earning a “reasonable”
income can be imprisoned. (Saudi Arabia) grin grin
It is illegal to say any sentence containing more than 4 words in
English. (Russia)
It is illegal to get caught cheating in an exam. (Russia)
Anyone not willing to work a 16 hour day can be thrown into prison.
(Russia)
A girl must avert her eyes from her father when she speaks to him.
(Philippines)
On long winter days, when the sun does not rise, women must make
themselves available to satisfy their husbands intimate pleasures.
(Norway)
If you challenge a man to a fist fight to the death, he must accept
or pay a penalty of 4 deer. (Norway)
It is illegal to spank your child. (New Zealand)
A cat is forbidden from leaving the house without three bells around
its neck. (New Zealand)
Cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.
(California)
Prostitution is legal, but only in free will and only if you pay the
taxes. (Netherlands)
It is legal to use, possess, grow, and sell soft drugs, but only if you
pay the taxes. (Netherlands)
It is illegal to kill a mouse unless for consumption. (Morocco)
If you are with a friend when he gets busted for having drugs, you
will be arrested for the same crime. (Morocco)
Children over the age of 12 are prohibited from telling Knock-Knock
jokes. (Morocco)
Men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals
must be female. (Korea)
All dogs sold for consumption must have a government approved
tattoo. (Korea)
Traffic police must report all bribes that they receive from
motorists. (Korea)
Women are legally obliged to wear bras in buildings wid air
conditioning. Because men get too excited looking at their hard Tips.
(Japan)
The importing of photographs showing male genitals is against the
law. (Japan)
If an older brother asks to marry your girlfriend by law and honor
you, and your girlfriend, must agree. (Japan)
If a man asks a woman to go on a date she can not refuse him more.
(Japan)
Pinching a girl’s bottom is permitted by law. (Italy)
Women who work for the government of the city may not wear sexy
mini skirts or any other “provocative” garment during office hours.
(Mexico)
If a Mexican enters the USA illegally it then becomes illegal for
him to return to Mexico. (Mexico)
Any kind of Unclad artistic display is against the law. (Mexico)
It is against the law for a man to wear his wife’s panties on a
Sunday unless he has prior permission from the Bishop. (Illinois)
Since 1173 it has been illegal to die. (Italy)
At the age of thirty unmarried women become the property of the
state. (Thailand)
It is a criminal offence call a policeman, “Shitface”. (Alabama)
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
(Alabama)
Incestuous marriages are legal. (Alabama)
It is legal for a man to divorce his wife if he finds out after
marriage that she wasn’t a virgin. (Brazil)
It is illegal to ski down a mountain while reciting poetry.
(Switzerland)
It is against the law for any man to unilaterally declare war on
another country. (Switzerland)
A man may not relieve himself while standing up, after 10 P.M.
(Switzerland)
MouthAction is illegal unless it is used as a form of pre-intimacy.
(Singapore)
Homosexuals are not allowed to live in the country. (Singapore)
It is against the law to speak to a donkey in Chinese. (Singapore)
Bungee jumping is illegal. (Singapore)
Cigarettes are illegal at all public places. (Singapore)
If someone knocks on your door and requests the use of your toilet,
you must allow them access. (Scotland)
It is illegal to kill an Englishman except for pleasure. (Scotland)
Any Scotsman found to be wearing underwear beneath his kilt can be
fined two cans of beer. (Scotland)
Any man owning more than 12 sheep must prove that he is not a
“love-vendor”. (Scotland)
Any woman who wears pants faces a possible punishment of having
the pants ripped off her and torn to pieces by soldiers. (Swaziland)
Young people wearing bathing suits are prohibited from sitting less
than 12 inches apart. (South Africa)
A license is required to purchase a television set. (South Africa)
Male doctors may not examine women, and women doctors cannot
examine men. (Saudi Arabia)
It is considered an offense if a woman appears in public, unless
accompanied by a male relative or guardian. (Saudi Arabia)
Being poor is against the law. Any man not earning a “reasonable”
income can be imprisoned. (Saudi Arabia) grin grin
It is illegal to say any sentence containing more than 4 words in
English. (Russia)
It is illegal to get caught cheating in an exam. (Russia)
Anyone not willing to work a 16 hour day can be thrown into prison.
(Russia)
A girl must avert her eyes from her father when she speaks to him.
(Philippines)
On long winter days, when the sun does not rise, women must make
themselves available to satisfy their husbands intimate pleasures.
(Norway)
If you challenge a man to a fist fight to the death, he must accept
or pay a penalty of 4 deer. (Norway)
It is illegal to spank your child. (New Zealand)
A cat is forbidden from leaving the house without three bells around
its neck. (New Zealand)
Cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.
(California)
Prostitution is legal, but only in free will and only if you pay the
taxes. (Netherlands)
It is legal to use, possess, grow, and sell soft drugs, but only if you
pay the taxes. (Netherlands)
It is illegal to kill a mouse unless for consumption. (Morocco)
If you are with a friend when he gets busted for having drugs, you
will be arrested for the same crime. (Morocco)
Children over the age of 12 are prohibited from telling Knock-Knock
jokes. (Morocco)
Men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals
must be female. (Korea)
All dogs sold for consumption must have a government approved
tattoo. (Korea)
Traffic police must report all bribes that they receive from
motorists. (Korea)
Women are legally obliged to wear bras in buildings wid air
conditioning. Because men get too excited looking at their hard Tips.
(Japan)
The importing of photographs showing male genitals is against the
law. (Japan)
If an older brother asks to marry your girlfriend by law and honor
you, and your girlfriend, must agree. (Japan)
If a man asks a woman to go on a date she can not refuse him more.
(Japan)
Pinching a girl’s bottom is permitted by law. (Italy)
Women who work for the government of the city may not wear sexy
mini skirts or any other “provocative” garment during office hours.
(Mexico)
If a Mexican enters the USA illegally it then becomes illegal for
him to return to Mexico. (Mexico)
Any kind of Unclad artistic display is against the law. (Mexico)
It is against the law for a man to wear his wife’s panties on a
Sunday unless he has prior permission from the Bishop. (Illinois)
Since 1173 it has been illegal to die. (Italy)
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